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You opened a chest with teeth and still thought you were the smart one in the party FALSE LOOT brings chocolate, caramel, and a hint of hazelnut together in naturally flavored Turtle coffee from Roast Offense Coffee Co. Something worth bringing to the table while your party debates whether inviting you was a mistake. Brew a cup before your next campaign, late-night gaming session, or another decision that makes everyone ask what you were thinking. The chest is full of coffee. Your inventory is full of things you swear will be useful eventually. Turtle • Ground Coffee • 12 oz (340 g) RARE LOOT COMMON DISAPPOINTMENT Every time you think you found something rare it ends up disappointing you Now you know how your party feels
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